WHERE DO YOU GO TO GET TO BE A VENTRIKOLIST

Now anybody with just a little common sense knows that you buy your skit from the skit salesman on the corner of lexington and 48th street, your lip control comes from the lip meister at the lip factory, the dummy manipulation comes from hanging around with hum hum hum other dummys, following me so far, sync'ing your lips comes from the sink or the bath tub, and syllables comes from silly bulls (ventrikolists) , I do agree that saying funny stuff takes some doing, first there must be more then just air rushing through your wind tunnel... all of this should take the average maniac some time to put together, but don't give up your full time career yet. Anyone can be a vent, ( not one that just blows air.) Good luck... but most of all this is fun so have fun and if your serious... STOP!!!!N J