The dummy in your pocket known as "Crazy dummy". It only costs $1.99 and you get a 3D dummy that moves it's mouth, eye and raises eyebrows all at your control. Then if you shake the phone he says something funny. I am very much thinking of adding this to my collection, hopefully if I am a good boy my friend will buy it for me. Check it out for yourself: Crazy DummyThe feature is promoted in this manner: Uses for Crazy Dummy:- you'll always have a friend when you need one- freak out your friends- liven up a boring meeting- win your next gadget battle: "Can your phone do this?"- a great addition to your magic act- great conversation starter .Features of Crazy Dummy:- just as freaky as a real ventriloquist dummy!- touch anywhere and slide your finger to move his mouth, eyes and eyebrows- shake him for a random saying (this can also be turned off during a performance)- slide his eyelids shut to put him to sleep- shake or tap him to wake him up- fun for kids- no more lugging around heavy dummies.Important Health Warning:
Monday, August 25, 2008
THE CRAZY DUMMY 'YOU GOT TO OWN ONE'
The dummy in your pocket known as "Crazy dummy". It only costs $1.99 and you get a 3D dummy that moves it's mouth, eye and raises eyebrows all at your control. Then if you shake the phone he says something funny. I am very much thinking of adding this to my collection, hopefully if I am a good boy my friend will buy it for me. Check it out for yourself: Crazy DummyThe feature is promoted in this manner: Uses for Crazy Dummy:- you'll always have a friend when you need one- freak out your friends- liven up a boring meeting- win your next gadget battle: "Can your phone do this?"- a great addition to your magic act- great conversation starter .Features of Crazy Dummy:- just as freaky as a real ventriloquist dummy!- touch anywhere and slide your finger to move his mouth, eyes and eyebrows- shake him for a random saying (this can also be turned off during a performance)- slide his eyelids shut to put him to sleep- shake or tap him to wake him up- fun for kids- no more lugging around heavy dummies.Important Health Warning:
Sunday, August 24, 2008
MR MUPPET JIM HENSON
Thursday, August 21, 2008
THE COMEDIC VENTRILOQUIST FRANKLIN TAYLOR MASON
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
JEFF DUNHAM 2 TIME VENT OF THE YEAR
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
ANOTHER TEXAN LOOKING FOR A BOOK
Sunday, August 17, 2008
LIP CONTROL WITH LABIALS
B=D OR GEH (BRIGHT IS DRIGHT OR GEH RIGHT (further back in the throat)
V: THE SUN IS BRIGHT TODAY
D: TOO DRIGHT FOR MY EYES (the word is highlighted due to another labial)
The aud is thinking it hears the B but in reality you substituded it with the D, you think
the B but say the D
make a list of words that begin with B but substitute it with a D or a GEH and say these
words about 15 min each time twice a day for a week until your confortable with it before you move on
with the next letter.. We will pause here 1Week later.... ok everyone you all did wonderful,
lets go on to the next labial are you ready? Here goes...
F=th (as in the) fright is th-right now if your gonna use gutteral or deeper sound you might want
to substitute with huh so it might look like huh-right
V why are you Frightened substitute the F for th why are you th-rightened
D I Fear thunder I th-ear thunder
M=Nah or Mister=nah ster or it could be Missouri= neh = neh isouri
V: I went to see my friend in the south
D: Oh your talking about Nahster young in Neh souri
Don't forget to practice those labials 15 min day twice a day
maqke your list and say the words that feel confortable to you, tape record yourself and
listen to your sound if you like it move on if not correct it.
P=K such as in planet would be klanet
V: did the people stay long?
D: No the keople left early double labial the d and the p a little more difficult make your list as easy as possible you just want to substitute letter at this point
make your list of words, I must tell you here, sometimes what works for one as in KL forP
doesn't work for all there are other substitutions.
Q=Koo as in kooiet
V: the library has a sign that says quiet please
D: Don't you nehean kooiet klease
keep on practicing how are you doing I know your having fun keep going.
V= th (sound again) vulnerable would be th ulnerable do you see 2 labials again...this happens
often, and is a little more difficult for the newbie
V= Did you hear the one about the Very nice doctor who loved his patience
D= no but I heard about the thery old katient that never saw a doctor....
The above dialogue is there for your practice not to make sense out of so don't worry...
W=ooh like in when should be oohen did you go to the show?
V The stage show was wonderful I had a great time..
D oohy didn't you take me with you do you see another word with a labial becareful.
REMEMBER PRACTICE 15 MIN TWICE A DAY EACH LABIAL FOR 1 WEEK BEFORE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ONE. THERE IS NO HURRY WHEN YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING CORRECT IT TAKES JUST A LITTLE LONG...ENJOY HAVE FUN..
W
Saturday, August 16, 2008
CANADA'S OWN VENT VAL HILLIKER
Friday, August 15, 2008
JAY JOHNSON THE SCHIZOPHRENIC VENTRILOQUIST FROM SOAP
NEW KID ON THE BLOCK...
SOAR THROATS
Thursday, August 14, 2008
COME BACK OFTEN
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
RONN LUCAS
MICHAEL HARRISON
Michael Harrison
Comedy Ventriloquist, 2008 America's Got Talent Semi Finalist
Michael Harrison is an extraordinarily talented ventriloquist, puppeteer and comedian. He has worked along side numerous acts from The Muppets to Boyz to Men. His many talents allow him to create performances for all type of audiences; adults, kids and family
VENTHAVEN HISTORY AND CONVENTION PHOTO
I have copied it to post here for all to see..Annie and gang your all doing a great job there....keep up the great work.
William Shakespeare 'WS' Berger creator of Venthaven Museum and Library...On October 1963, the schoolroom, the Josephine Berger Memorial Building, today known as Building 3, was dedicated and 10 years later was open to the public. Building 1, the WS Berger Memorial Building, completed in 1973, and on hand to dedicate the opening were Edgar Bergen and Jimmy Nelson, amongst others, to entertain on a flat bed truck in front of the building. After the dedication, the museum was open to the public so that the attendees can view his extensive collection. Susan DeFalise, the first curator of the museum, led the guests on the tour. Building 1 houses amongst their collection some of the more recognized ventriloquist figures such as Wayland Flowers' Madame, Jimmy Nelson's Danny O'Day and Farfel, Paul Winchell's Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smiff, as well as Edgar Bergen's Charlie McCarthy and Mortimer Snerd.
AMAZING WHAT CAN COME OFF THE TOP OF A SODA CAN
HEY YOU LITTLE REBEL
Always looking for nice clean joke this email glfl.net
Sunday, August 10, 2008
WILLIE TYLER AND LESTER
VALENTINE VOX.
Who Are You John Pizzi
Thursday, August 7, 2008
SWINGER FINALLY ARRIVED FROM MAHER STUDIOS
well then is anyone on third and I said yes.. So swinger replied bases loaded..I said what do you mean..its easy no on first, no sure on 2nd and yes on third bases loaded my turn to hit a grand slam. .
THE GRANDFATHER OF MODERN DAY VENTRILOQUISM
WAYLAND FLOWERS AND MADAME
Flowers did not just have Madame, he also had Crazy Mary (an escapee from a mental hospital)
Jiffy ( A Harlem Harlot with a heart of brass) Machelheny ( a former Vaudeville comic).. He also created figures for other people, One was TV star Marlo Thomas for Free To Be You and Me.
Many of us still have fond memories of Flowers and Madame so please share them for all to see, those who never saw them ( a tear is shead) and for those who feel it seems like only yesterday, lets bring back a memory or two. njay254@aol.com
TS'ALL RIGHT...ALL RIGHT SENOR WENCES
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
PLACE YOUR JOKES HERE
A man walks into shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, this is a House of Worship, you can't bring your dog in here." "What do you mean," says the man, "this is a Jewish dog. Look." And the shammas looks carefully and sees, that in the same way that a St. Bernard carries a brandy barrel round its neck, this dog has a tallis bag round its neck. "Rover," says the man, "kipa!". "Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a kipa and puts it on his head. "Rover," says the man, "tallis!". "Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it round his neck. "Rover," says the man, "daven!" "Woof!" says the dog, stands on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, takes out a siddur and starts to daven. "That's fantastic," says the shammas, "absolutely amazing, incredible! You should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the movies, he could make millions of dollars!! "You speak to him," says the man,"he wants to be a doctor."
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE FATHER OF AXTELL EXPRESSIONS
Steve Axtell said...
Much appreciated Jay! Best to VY! Ax
Monday, August 4, 2008
BILL DeMAR'S BOOK
njay254@aol.com
Total answer to doing vent, but neither is anything else. Each is a different aspect or approach to vent. Even if
It’s the same thing over again, one needs all there is out there, so as to get most of the picture. Lots of money I know, but it all contributes to you. One can’t learn to much/have to much knowledge on the subject.
I FEST IF YOU MISSED IT MAYBE NEXT YEAR....
Sunday, August 3, 2008
SAY KIDS 'WHAT TIME IS IT?'
KUKLA FRAN AND OLLIE
SHOPPING FOR A NEW TOY
THE OTHER DAY TOOK A TRIP TO WALGREENS AND SAW THESE MECHANICAL PUPPETS ON THE SHELF, AND HAD TO HAVE THEM. JUST LIKE CAROL BURNETT IN HER TV COMEDY VARIETY SHOW WHEN SHE PLAYED SCARLETT IN A SPOOF OF GONE WITH THE WIND, "I SAW IT IN THE WINDOW AND JUST SIMPLY HAD TO HAVE IT" AS SHE WALKED DOWN THE STAIRS WEARING THE CURTAINS AS A GOWN. WELL MY NEW FROG AND SHARK FRIENDS WERE THE SAME , I JUST HAD TO HAVE THEM 'WATER PISTOLS' SHHHHH DON'T LET THEM KNOW. SO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE GO TO YOUR NEAREST WALGREENS AND GO TO THE TOY DEPARTMENT AND GET YOURS. IF YOU DO A CHILDRENS PARTY AND YOU HAVE A JUNIOR HECKLER INVITE HIM OR HER UP TO ASSIST YOU AND HAVE EATHER CHARACTER WARN YOUR VOL. NOT TO GET TOO CLOSE FOR FEAR OF SPITTING. MAKE SURE YOUR FRIENDS ARE FILLED WITH WATER AND MAKE SURE THAT THE PARENTS AREN'T THERE, WELL KINDA GET THE IDEA. i KNOW YOU'LL HAVE FUN SO GO GET YOURSELF ONE. njay254@aol.com
Friday, August 1, 2008
MAX TERHUNE THE COWBOY VENT
Can you believe this? I’m in shock! I finally found your blog and got in. AMAZING.
I met Max Terhune at a theatre in Evansville, In, my home town, back in the late ‘50s(I think)(to long ago for me to remember for sure) He did a one-man show in front of the screen after the western he was in. Then I saw him again at a IBM convention in Columbus, Oh. In 1969(I think) He did a great routine about Elmer traveling on the train. I would sure love to have that routine.
NJ, you have a very nice and interesting BLOG here. Glad I FINALLY made it.