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Wednesday, June 24, 2009


Go slow with this at first once you feel confortable with it then using your vent voice and you can still move your lips try this again...your feeling good with this...then its time for still lips, vent voice and both breath streams where needed.. become a Dr Seuss and repeat the following

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....
Here's an easy game to play.Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? But I say you can, What a shame, sir! I see no shame in it, practice... We'll find you another game, sir. And here it is....

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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