TRY THESE TONGUE TWISTERS THIS THURSDAY

Big black bugs bleed black blood.

I am not a pheasant pluckerI'm a pheasant plucker's son
And I'll be plucking pheasants'Til the pheasant plucking's done.

Mary Mack's mither's makin' Mary Mack marry me
My mither's makin' me marry Mary Mack
When I marry Mary Mack, Mary will tak' care of me
We'll a' be makin' merry when I marry Mary Mack

CHORUS:
Glory, Glory, how peculiar,
Glory, Glory, how peculiar
Glory, Glory, how peculiar
One sick sheik's sixth sheep was sick,
And the other sick sheik's was not;

One drunk duck dropped into the ditch,
and the other drunk duck dropped dead
One drunk duck dropped into the ditch,
and the other drunk duck dropped dead
One drunk duck dropped into the ditch,
and the other drunk duck dropped dead
One drunk duck dropped into the ditch,
and the other drunk duck dropped dead
CHORUS

I HAD TO LAUGH AT THIS ONE

A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
But he said I must see what the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck,
if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

A flea and a fly were caught in a flaw in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
And they flew through the flaw in the flue.