I have used this in a skit and got many laughs and thought it nice to share with you all:
So these are the words he wanted to learn, but infortunately he didn't quite grasp the language well. So I told him to try to use each word in its own sentence
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.Pepito replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
My friend wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
wingMy wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her,honey, harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'
Stuff that N J has running around in his space, the final frontier of his mind, where no man has gone before or for that matter, wants to!!