Milton Berle was known as the thief of bad gags, but you can take any joke and change it into a routine, here are som e examples: "Son, when I was your age, history was my best subject.""When you were my age, what had happened?" or "When you were my age there was no history"
"Miss, I'm stuffed.
Why thats a compliment, Thank you.
I'm wondering if you've got carry-out service.
Why yes we do
I need to be carried out, please."
mealtime on a small airline
flight attendant:Would you like dinner?
Passenger: "What are my choices?"
Attendant: "Yes or No,"